GET IT OUTTA YOUR SYSTEM...(Natasha's story)
So there is a girl named Natasha she's been a relationship for over 6yrs now and yeah yeah she's in love and everything but she has only been with this one guy. Maybe the sex with whoever she's with just isnt all that great or maybe she's jus been too busy to put anything extra into her existing relationship but something has to be done. The question is what to do? Well she spoke to her friends and they seem to think that the best way to go about this is to take a "leave of absence" from the relationship. EXPERIENCE THE WORLD...well amybe not the world but jus a select sexy few lol. Hey my take on it is if ur gonna run and get married in the next 2yrs or so and you know you are gonna get a lil restless get your damn restlessness out from now! Likewise to all the men out there in serious long-term relationships, im not talkin just ur dating the Jenny from the block whos also been around the block but the wifey/hubby typa love thang. Fellas get it out your system from now so that when you buckle down with your numba one girl you arent going to cheat on her. Some women are tollerant and some are like me...they might jus cut you or better yet slip some laxitives in that sunday dinner :)
F*CK LOVE GIVE ME SHOES! (Elektra's story)
This is just a little tidbit from my day today...
There is this girl lets call her Elektra. She is the biggest boss of all time. She doesnt mix business with pleasure. They always said you shoud never mix the two. Basically she goes by this "love dont pay the bills " mentality many women have today. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that! You have to give and take. Nothing these days will come for free. So in exchange for favours and anything above and beyond whats required of her she negotiates a price. Overhearing her candid telephone converstion with her boyfriend she says to him" whats my cut?" he replies with a simple..."your cut? dont worry I'll pay you" she asks " pay me how much? whats my cut" he goes on to say he'll give her a lil something somethin...in other words he'll pay her by putting out, giving her some fine italian sausage, the boom boom pow, the business! lol and of course she refuses. Love dont pay the bills honey! Instead she requests a fine pair of red bottom shoes. He had no choice but to oblige. Now thats business. Now that's the makings of a real Boss!
There is this girl lets call her Elektra. She is the biggest boss of all time. She doesnt mix business with pleasure. They always said you shoud never mix the two. Basically she goes by this "love dont pay the bills " mentality many women have today. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that! You have to give and take. Nothing these days will come for free. So in exchange for favours and anything above and beyond whats required of her she negotiates a price. Overhearing her candid telephone converstion with her boyfriend she says to him" whats my cut?" he replies with a simple..."your cut? dont worry I'll pay you" she asks " pay me how much? whats my cut" he goes on to say he'll give her a lil something somethin...in other words he'll pay her by putting out, giving her some fine italian sausage, the boom boom pow, the business! lol and of course she refuses. Love dont pay the bills honey! Instead she requests a fine pair of red bottom shoes. He had no choice but to oblige. Now thats business. Now that's the makings of a real Boss!
